Mike
I was on a first date recently, and naturally, I was pretty nervous. The conversation was going fine, when for some reason I decided I was going to try to snatch a fly out of the air. There had been one buzzing around the table for a few minutes so I went for it, and I fucking caught it. She was as amazed as I was. I’ve never done anything like that. It’s not like I sit at home practicing like Mr. Miyagi. Anyway, she seemed pretty into me after that. That is until a few minutes later I tried to do it again and instead punched her iced tea off the table and into her lap. Then I went home alone and had a couple of shower beers.
I realized I can write whatever I want in here so I thought I’d share. You guys seem cool.
Also, here’s some really great Tumblr posts I like:
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