Tinder has given singles a place to try any and all of their best/worst/most disturbing pickup lines without the embarrassment of in-person reactions. These are just a few of the most clever ones we’ve seen so far, though we can’t imagine someone having the balls to say them offline.
1. How very humerus.
2. Kind of depressing, but okay.
3. English teachers need love too.
4. Someone give this man a trophy.
5. Kitchen appliances really set the mood.
6. So. Much. Cheese.
7. That’s disturbing but sweet.
8. Ba dum tss.