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35 People Share The Proof That They’re Living With “Monsters”

You don’t truly know someone until you live with them. If I could give any of you one piece of advice it’s to live with a person before you marry them. I’m sure they seem wonderful but you have no idea if they squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or save their toenails in a jar next to their bed. I dated a woman for 3 months before I noticed she kept bags of her dog’s shit in the freezer because she didn’t want them to stink up her trash can. Monster.

1. The Way My Wife Opens Things

theDaninDanger

2. My Wife Hung A Nice Picture And A Small Shelf While I Was On Duty. Now My Eye Is Twitching

ShermanTankRobba

3. Why I Keep A Secret Tube Of Toothpaste From My Wife And Children

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4. I Lost A Loved One Today. I’m Not Sure Which One Yet, But Whoever Cuts Cheese Cake Like This Is Dead To Me

MrSquigles

5. My Housemate Still Hasn’t Got Rid Of His Pumpkin From Halloween

dwarvencactus

6. Damn 3-Year-Olds

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7. My Wife Never Finishes A Bottle Of Shampoo Or Body Wash Before Buying A New Kind And Leaving The Old Ones

grdlock

8. My Roommate’s Toothbrush

Academic0625

9. What Kind Of Person Leaves This In The Freezer

thwacked

10. “Flatmate Made Pasta, Then Left For A Vacation.” (I Sort Of Want To Cuddle It)

IronMew

11. I’m Starting A Fight With My Wife

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12. My Roommate And I Own Only Two Pots. When He Cooks, He Stores The Leftovers In The Fridge In The Pots, Instead Of Putting Them In Containers

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13. My Side Of The Room vs. My Roommate’s Side

MuseDrones

14. My Wife Never Fully Screws The Lids Back Onto Anything

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15. My Flatmate Isn’t The Biggest Fan Of Hygiene. This Festive Potato Managed To Grow In His Cupboard

TomTheTurtwig