Funny I Hope These Screenshots Of Texts From Netflix Freeloaders Inspire You To Cut That Person Out Of Your Life (15 Pics) by Mike October 22, 2019 A haiku: I am not your dad It’s twelve ninety-nine a month Grow up and pay it 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More funny texts: 20 Hilarious Texts From Clueless Baby Boomer Parents To Their Millennial Children 27 Texts That Are So, So, So Stupid, And Also Pretty Hilarious 18 Texts From Husbands Whose Love Language Is Humor Mike Primavera Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome facebook instagram twitter