Mike
Today I sat down with one of my all-time favorite tweeters and famous Twitter goth: @DothTheDoth
PJ: What particular mental illness made you want to put yourself out there on the internet?
PJ: What’s the creepiest DM you’ve ever gotten from a fan?
PJ: What was your introduction to comedy?
Doth: When I was 7 years old I watched Clue: the movie for the first time and fell in love with dark humor. That and being the youngest of four where I sort of had to be a little strange to get attention from my siblings. So that was a natural transition.
Ok, now to the tweets:
1.
Please, just be the best human you can before your body becomes dirt.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) September 10, 2019
2.
Absolutely no one:
Me: pic.twitter.com/3laA50qL7t
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) July 14, 2019
3.
Practice self-care like a star, be lonely and distant & allow nothing to survive on your surface.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) December 28, 2018
4.
Remember, you can become haunted by a ghost whenever you want. You’re an adult.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) April 25, 2019
5.
Death is often a good career move if you’re a poet.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) April 16, 2019
6.
Be the reason why your priest speaks in a dead language at your exorcism.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) March 5, 2019
7.
Hydrate the goths. No government stands a chance against hydrated goths.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) May 16, 2019
8.
Practice self-care like a lighthouse, let your problems crash all around you but avoid it by gazing mindlessly off into the distance.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) June 12, 2019
9.
As your goth personal trainer, I urge you to stay in shape so that you can outrun your haunted past.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) September 27, 2019
10.
In honor of the winter solstice I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) December 21, 2018
11.
How many dates should you wait before you tell a girl that you’re just a barn owl
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) November 24, 2018
12.
As your personal mortician, instead of making you look beautiful I will make people fear you.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) November 8, 2018
13.
The best books are the ones that no matter how many times you burn them or bury them in the woods, they always wind up next to your bed.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) May 28, 2019
14.
I like my women like I like my woods: haunted & can kill me at any moment.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) August 7, 2018
15.
Sure sex is cool, but have you ever pulled an old book off a bookcase, opened a secret door & were never seen again
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) April 7, 2019