Mike
One of the most unifying human experiences is working a terrible job with someone you like. Nothing brings people together like shared misery, and to pass the time is the least painful way possible you both agree to act like unsupervised children. Whatever it takes to make it to the next paycheck.
1. Ok, I can take a hint.
2. Let’s go grab some air.
3. Who Slashed my tires?
4. When you call Linda when she’s on vacation.
5. Safety is our top priority.
6. When your coworker gets his citizenship.
7. Anything to get through the call.
8. When management didn’t pass English.
9. Hate to tell him…
10. Dry erase market skill: 8/10
