I would love to settle down and grow old with someone who only wants to hang out no more than 3 times a week, and wouldn’t mind having separate beds for sleeping. If you’ve ever shared a bed with a significant other, I’m sure you can kind of see where I’m coming from.
Of course, there are good parts of sleeping next to the person you love. The bonding, the cuddling, the…you know 👉🏼👌🏼. These are all awesome, for a bit. Then you want to go to sleep and not be touched. It’s a delicate balance, and these comics nail it.