I Really Didn’t See These Tumblr Posts Playing Out Like They Did (15 Wild Threads)

I’m on the internet all day every day. It’s my job. The side effect of that is I am rarely caught off-guard by anything. So when I come across a post that does surprise me, I treasure it.

Nowhere do I find these posts more than on Tumblr. Everyone who puts themselves out there on the internet is a little odd, but on Tumblr, it is a very different and specific kind of odd. I can’t really explain it, but these posts sum it up pretty well.

1.

https://masserror.tumblr.com/post/88892962090/theatrefetish-thegirlwithkittyears

2.

https://roswell-newton-vargas.tumblr.com/post/161533902398/i-was-born-with-eight-extra-teeth-so-when-i-was

3.

https://thesearemyfacess.tumblr.com/post/71744048680/thegirldetective-beyonceforbreakfast

4.

https://hailtheduran.tumblr.com/post/51969951126

5.

https://miamiacoda.tumblr.com/post/72164746766/swaysclothingline-asaawhiteperson-where-do

6.

https://stucly.tumblr.com/post/128381577839/vardaesque-vardaesque-mom-brought-five-guys

7.

https://tomche.tumblr.com/post/131099701338/deceity-this-is-sending-so-many-mixed-messages

8.

9.

https://bisexualelena.tumblr.com/post/62818403553/dean-winchestersass-turntechtier

10.

https://timelord-in-a-delorean-blog.tumblr.com/post/32170494401/juilan-mormondad-pallbearers-francieum

Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome