Your Dog Ain’t Special, These Cats Can Fetch Too (15 Tweets)

Why is it so much more special when cat fetches? Because when dogs do it they love you and want to play with you. You gave them a job and they are thrilled to do it. When a cat does it it’s magical, because 99.9% of cats could not care less if you want to play with them. If you give them a job they will go to sleep in a different room. These cats are special.

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Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome