15 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week

As we slog our way through the holiday taint between Christmas and New Year’s, going into work each day and not doing a god damn thing, we turn to distractions to pass the time. Tweets, memes, this gif of a chimp:

I hope the New Year brings you everything you’ve ever wanted and more.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome