16. Not sure the wife understands what freezer bags are for…
17. I asked my girlfriend how badly her screen was cracked after she dropped her phone… she sent this.
18. My gf wondered why I bought plates for Christmas that said “OH OY OH” on them… I had to tell her she was holding them upside down.
19. My psycho girlfriend uses a timer to wake up instead of an alarm.
20. My wife using an outlet.
21. I’ve heard of “painting yourself into a corner” but my wife took it a step further. I don’t even know…
22. Asked my wife to look for a Chucky mask so I could scare the kids. She’s too innocent.
23. I told my wife to set a reminder on her phone. Apparently we have different ideas of what that means.
My husband was unloading groceries the other day & asked if the chicken could go in the freezer. I said yes just separate it into ziplocs (easier to thaw the amount we need for a meal). Just looked in the freezer this morning & both packages are like this… ah, the male brain.. pic.twitter.com/4LlFrUwIxO
— Konner McLaughlin Woods (@konner_mac) April 25, 2018