Mike
11. Guilty.
12. That a flux capacitor?
13. What bald spot?
14. This is some shit you do when you’re 12 because you think it makes you run faster.
15. I’ve seen this movie. It doesn’t end well for him.
16. This dude can only get like 7 lice.
17. I can’t talk shit. I rocked this haircut from the ages 6-13.
18. I like to imagine this guy has normal long hair but he just stopped really quickly.
19. Don’t go Jason Waterfalls.
20. The Ghost of Christmas Drugs.
