Mike
In this day of constant outrage, it’s best to pick and choose what you get angry about. You only have so much hate. Take these things for example. Definitely not the worst, but just enough to get under your skin.
1. This lil bastard. I have permanent scars.
2. Good thing you ordered 500.
3. Your time is running out, dad.
4. Such a dick move.
5. Cool. Cool cool.
6. Don’t be this person.
7. 45 minutes later…
8. Who do you think you’re fooling?
9. When you throw the swatter in frustration trying to kill a fly.
10. Remember these useless bastards?
11. Oh good, my picture frame arrived.
12. Monsters do this.
13. I get the joke but I hate it.
14. How???
15. You did it.
16. Not pictured: the 30 empty shampoo bottles in the shower.
17. Everyone hates this guy.
18. Comcast customer service: “You’re on your own and we hope you die.”
19. People brought milk and cereal and ate it out of the boxes. Left it for the staff to clean up.
20. Such a great joke lost.
21. Chaotic evil.
