Mike
You never want to see bad things happen to anyone. Well, unless they’re a giant asshole. But for the most part, we all want everyone to have a good day. That being said, there is still that little feeling of satisfaction when you do see it. Like when a bird poops on someone. You’re glad it wasn’t you. I don’t want anyone to get pooped on, but me above everyone else.
1. “Waited in line for this rollercoaster for two hours, when I finally got to the front they said I was too tall.”
2. “Stacked while doing mountain biking yesterday. I have a date in 20 minutes with someone who hasn’t seen me before.”
3. “My bike after work today.”
4. “Frozen…burst…pipes.”
5. “My dog found my rainy day stash and ate it.”
6. “Someone broke into my car while I was at work”
7. “Left a sparkling water in the car during winter in Minneapolis.”
8. “That white thing down there is one of my airpods, that fell off because someone bumped against me. fml”
9. “120 mile solo hike. Asked an elderly passerby to take a photo for me. I checked it right away but he struggled enough with the touch screen that I didn’t ask him to take another.”
10. “It’s his bathroom now.”
