Five Star Uber Rides (21 Pics)

The bar is pretty low for me. If you don’t crash or talk to me I’m giving you 5 stars. These Ubers, however, have gone the extra mile to please everyone. Well done.

1. Thanks to this Uber driver, I finally got a chance to play the game I had always wanted to play.

2. The best Uber driver in the world.

3. My Uber driver’s car is decorated with some pretty interesting stuff. Had the ride of my life.

4. My Uber driver had a pet dwarf rabbit in the car with us last night… Incredibly docile and cute.

5. My Uber driver has sticky notes from all of his passengers on the roof of his car.

6. My Uber driver displays photos of his past passengers’ dogs. Everyone can send a photo of their pet to his email.

7. My uber’s gear shift stick was a samurai sword.

8. My uber had a fish tank and strobe lights last night.

9. The driver shared his food with me, because he cannot eat alone.

10. My taxi driver calls to say he has arrived at my apartment building and asks me to bring down a cup of water for his puppy. Meet T2, my taxi driver’s puppy!

11. My uber driver today was a super sweet woman!

12. This Uber driver has a Nintendo set up in the backseat.

13. My Uber tonight is so extra! Yes, that is a karaoke and disco lights.

14. This is my Uber driver Beni. He took me to the hospital and kept me company since most of my family lives out of the state.

15. Chips? Cigarettes? Condoms? This uber has got you covered.

16. I got in a taxi, and a kitty came to see me from the front seat. I hugged her and she fell asleep in my arms. It turned out that the driver found her last night but he hadn’t managed to go home yet, so the kitty was still in the car.

17. The way this taxi driver packed my family’s luggage to take us to the airport.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome