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From JLo’s sexy (but obviously too sexy for your mom) thong to Shakira’s sexy (but obviously too sexy for your mom) tongue to everything in between here are the funniest tweets and memes about the performance:
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when i get out of bed after only hitting snooze once pic.twitter.com/n5qJSVJCkL
— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) February 3, 2020
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Shakira is 87
JLo is 103Think about that.
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 3, 2020
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*me coming home drunk*
my dog: bark bark bark bark
me: pic.twitter.com/4isbo9PCpX
— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) February 3, 2020
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You can’t get us all horned up with JLO on a pole and then unleash 50 children on the stage
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) February 3, 2020
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Kinda rude it JLo to shout “are you ready??” after shakira just sang for 10 minutes.
— Dr. Tyler Lemco (@tlemco) February 3, 2020
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Big deal, I watch 50 year old women pole dance every time I’m on the toilet
— Matt Koff (@mattkoff) February 3, 2020
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My mom watching JLo werkin that pole pic.twitter.com/9HEIZb2J2S
— grac (@Graacula) February 3, 2020
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Shakira: There’s a she wolf in the closet let it out so it breathe
Me: pic.twitter.com/ILxVbHf5YD— Quinton Quarentino (@Jonnyapplekor) February 3, 2020
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Halftime shows are like an app sampler – just a little of each song. I want the whole thing to be mozzarella sticks!!!!!!!
(moz sticks are JLo's pole dance to "Criminal" in Hustlers)
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) February 3, 2020
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POV: you’re my McDonald’s ice cream cone when the machine isn’t broken pic.twitter.com/Pgpbm6Rm6R
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) February 3, 2020
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I find faulty the premise of Super Bowl halftime shows that “YOU LIKE FOOTBALL? THEN YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THIS MEDLEY OF DANCE HITS FROM 2004!”
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) February 3, 2020
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When mother is dead and you’re finally allowed to pleasure yourself https://t.co/Z9JVl1FZdF
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) February 3, 2020
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Me in the bathroom mirror at the bar #pepsihalftime pic.twitter.com/9YNRAHgZfp
— Erin M (@ErinMurray16) February 3, 2020
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my pizza rolls in the microwave be like #SuperBowl2020 #PepsiHalftime pic.twitter.com/cagKod9ibC
— jodi (@CURTIN_calll) February 3, 2020
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i can’t believe how far our culture has fallen. shakira teaching kids how to eat ass on national television
pic.twitter.com/jmBTv22tTa— Erika Heidewald, Ex-Controversial Demon (@erikaheidewald) February 3, 2020
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I’ve officially hit “Who the Hell Is That Up There Rapping” yrs old. Please pray for me during this time #BadBunny pic.twitter.com/Q6mXkUtc4t
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) February 3, 2020
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Shakira is 43 and JLo is 50. You can’t tell me they’re not the most impressive athletes in that stadium tonight, my god.
— Lindsay Gibbs (@linzsports) February 3, 2020
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Mr Peanut live autopsy halftime show
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) February 3, 2020