Tumblr Gets Deep (21 Pics)

When I was 8 I got lost at the mall and started crying because I couldn’t find my mom so then a security guard came to help me but I punched him in the nuts as hard as I could because stranger danger and that dude still had to help me find my mom. I think about him a lot.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome