Mike
Look, pay the extra money. There’s a reason it’s cheaper, even if that reason isn’t as obvious as some of these. Sure, you saved $100 on a “Gucci” purse, but that purse is made from squirrel earlobes.
1. Peek at you.
2. I think it’s a trick deck.
3. *Italy
4. I know some fellas who won’t be happy about this.
5. He has commit atrocities.
6. Put that cigarette out. They’ll see you.
7. 2 in 1? Like, both shoes are in the 1 box?
8. Canceled.
9. The Colonel does not approve.
10. We aren’t on a first-name basis anymore?
11. How did you get all of the other words right?
12. It’s-a-me, Mark.
13. To be fair that might be how you spell it. No one knows for sure.
14. I’m thinking Super Mario might be the most ripped-off character of all time.
15. Just do it. (crime)
16. There’s a lot going on here, but I’ll admit I’m curious.
17. This can go straight back to hell.
18. Methinks thou doth protest too much.
19. “Skerple”
20. Gun included.
21. A must watch.
