Sucks To Be You, Bro (15 Pics)

Shit happens. Like, a lot. So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.

1. Lamborghini Huracan flooded due to rain in São Paulo. It was not insured.


2. I was the one in charge of unlocking the building today. This will be a fun conversation…


3. A portion of a building didn’t come down during a scheduled demolition this morning. I give you the new leaning tower of Dallas.


4. Hand sanitizer dripped on to my brand new dress shoes.


5. Ignored my girlfriend’s texts after a tough shift at work. She took her frustration out on my TV, RIP big guy.


6. As a pro photographer, I’ve owned this lens for years. It’s been through tons of harsh conditions/rough treatment all over the country with no issues. Today, it slipped from my hand an inch above my desk and this happened. RIP ol’ buddy.


7. Model S came in earlier, fell off the delivery truck.


8. Went to Panda Express with my girlfriend for Valentine’s Day.


9. Tried to be thrifty and make new candles with collected wax from old candles. Now we have butthole candles.


10. Pole dancing at the street.


11. Colleague of mine was super stoked about buying a new, fancy Swiss army knife. He almost cut his pinky off, demonstrating its sharpness, moments after it was delivered.


12. Flew to Kauai to view the Na Pali Coast.


13. Co-worker who returned a stapler like this.


14. Was having Valentine’s Day dinner when I went downstairs to check on why the heat wasn’t working. Found 4 feet of water covering the entire basement.


15. Got up this morning and went to have a shower…


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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome