In this age of superhero movies, it’s natural to think about what superpower you’d want to have. There are the basics: flight, strength, invisibility, etc… But then there are the unique and weirdly specific superpowers discussed here.
1. You always wake up perfectly well-rested, no matter if you slept for 8 hours or 8 minutes, and no matter the time of day. – u/CandidateForDeletiin
2. A bar appears when you look at someone and it shows how horny/attracted they are for you. – u/Comrade_Chadek
3. If a waiter says “Enjoy your meal” and you answer with “You too,” a second meal will appear for the waiter to eat. – u/Jackthejanitor
4. You get sleep paralysis more often, but there’s a 69% chance that your sleep paralysis demon will be a succubus/incubus ( demons that will have intercourse with you) – u/TheWaterMaster
5. Every time you sneeze a pedophile explodes. – u/Jethalo
6. Any time you slap an object, you immediately know how much that bad boy can hold. – u/The_Moistest_Boi
7. Your genitals beep loudly when near someone who shares your kinks. The louder the beep, the more kinks you share. – u/DocHendrix
8. You experience every day twice, and you can pick which one becomes reality. – u/Francis962
9. Whenever you walk into a public restroom, you’re temporarily transported home so you can shit in peace. – u/miniwumboo
10. When you skip a song, the next one is always perfect for your current mood. – u/Gruka2
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome
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