Mike
However had your life has been lately, no matter what it is you’re going through, at least you’re not these people. At least you have that. Hold onto it.
1. New computer components delivered. Thanks, USPS!
2. Need to keep the light on when I get ready for work.
3. To the guy that put on a brown and a black shoe this morning … you are not alone.
4. Fuck my engineering diploma…
5. Kids gonna learn new words soon.
6. Water leaks can be disastrous.
7. Tennis racket head broke, now it looks like an award for masturbation.
8. Expectation vs reality. (death apple)
9. “Hey you’re gonna be on the front page”
10. Didn’t know I bought an ice cream cake and put it in the fridge.
11. (-_-) Hmm.
12. Car crashed into my business that was supposed to have its grand opening in 4 days.
13. Almost finished my nectarine on my lunch break today and the pit broke open while I was taking a bite, revealing an ant colony, eggs and all.
14. Forgot my headphones on the ground while the Roomba was running.
15. That’s not what I wanted to fall from the cabinet.
