Mike
Most of the young men I know still need adult supervision. I was one of these men. My first apartment was a 300 square foot studio. I had a mattress on the floor with one blanket and one pillow. A TV on the floor leaning against the wall. And my table was one of those giant wooden spools. I was 19. It was fine.
Now, this is the most important part. The older you get, the more disappointing it is to anyone you bring back to your place. It doesn’t matter how attractive you are or how great your personality is. Well-adjusted adults aren’t going to have sex with you on a floor mattress. Get your shit together.
1. I know all you do at this age is play video games and masturbate but you should not set your apartment up that way.
2. I mean, it’s a good start…
3. Maybe some art, bro. And NOT a framed movie poster.
4. This isn’t living. Furniture can be cheap. Free if you scan enough neighborhood sidewalks.
5. Move back in with your parents. They aren’t done raising you.
6. Tarzan is a hipster now?
7. Stop doing this.
8. Have you not heard of cabinets or tables?
9. This is a cry for help.
10. Is that a step-ladder?
11. Enjoy celibacy.
12. These chairs. They are for camping. They are not furniture. NO.
13. Now if only you had a place to sit.
14. That leaning mirror is making me extremely anxious.
15. Plenty of room to practice your nunchucks.
