Mike
We’re all gonna have messed up looking hair if this keeps going. I grow hair everywhere very quickly. All of my body’s hair continents are starting to connect into one big hair Pangaea. That combined with all of the stress eating, in a few months I’ll be so hairy I’ll have to hire a landscaping crew to trim me.
1. Guess I have to fuck my own shit up in these quarantined times.
2. Straight hair + bike helmet = Asian cornrows
3. You know he showed them an anime character as a reference.
4. I thought this was ironic at first. Nope, it’s an actual ad.
5. “Ultra Karen”
6. Nail it.
7. UPDATE: I gave up the pastor life and conquered the elements.
8. I’m reluctant to call what my wife did to me a haircut. But here it is. Well done wife, another string to your bow.
9. This was listed as one of the “Best New Hairstyles”
10. Love ain’t that blind.
