16. So, instead of using the dime that you originally have to feed a child, you spent 37 cents to send it to me, then another 37 cents for me to send it, so you can use the dime that you originally had, to feed a child?
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome