Hannah
Dressing in quarantine is incredible. I’ve been cycling through two pairs of 8th-grade gym shorts for the past 15 days or so with no end in sight. I wake up in the late afternoon and decide if it’s worth it to take a shower or if this is just who I am now. And It’s definitely weird when you finally have to go to the store and realize none of your pants fit anymore because all you do is eat. If you’re in the same boat as me, you’ll enjoy these 27 tweets about not wearing “real clothes” in quarantine.
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People who are quarantining in jeans: what are you trying to prove
— sarafcarter (@sarafcarter) March 21, 2020
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I should have worn more intense hats back when wearing real clothes was a thing
— JP (@jpbrammer) March 31, 2020
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I just thought about my purse and laughed. Remember purses?! Hahahhahahha omg fuckin purses
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) April 19, 2020
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Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂
— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) April 5, 2020
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Me waking up in the morning and changing out of sweatpants and into a new pair of sweatpants pic.twitter.com/WCtB1ERRGZ
— Nate Hoerger (@Nateral_Ice) March 30, 2020
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wearing jeans today like a goddamn first class passenger on the titanic
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) April 21, 2020
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if I get through this quarantine without buying a tie-dye sweatsuit i can do anything
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 22, 2020
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my shoes probably think i died
— gent (@gentv10) April 8, 2020
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MONDAY. The theme this week is "low bar for success." Did you brush your teeth? Gold star. Did you get out of bed to do it? Holy fuck, you're amazing. Are you wearing pants? YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR THE TRAP, PANTS ARE A TOOL OF THE OPPRESSOR, SHIRK YOUR LEG BRIDLES AND RUN FREE
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) April 27, 2020
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Wear jeans during quarantine, they said. It will make you feel normal, they said. pic.twitter.com/vKSkNMZC4m
— Ali Griffin Vingiano (@alivingiano) April 19, 2020
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Social distancing Day 12: Today my kids wanted me to wear my wedding dress at lunch & I couldn’t think of a reason not to pic.twitter.com/2snMmwxuGq
— Curtis Sittenfeld (@csittenfeld) March 24, 2020
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that i wore a bra…nearly every day before this…feels crazy to me
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) March 17, 2020
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I have been wearing hoodies and sweatpants for so long I think I’ve forgotten how to operate buttons.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) April 26, 2020
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Every time I attempt to wear something other than a sweatshirt and pajamas pic.twitter.com/eDQryK821u
— Marina Fang (@marinafang) April 23, 2020