It’s funny pets in bed was a given in my house growing up. Life is short, let the pets sleep in the bed. If you don’t, they’re gonna get in there somehow. Cats and dogs don’t understand why you’re excluding them. Well, dogs don’t understand, cats don’t care what you’re doing or why unless it involves them.
1. My Cat Wuffy Waits Until My Daughter Has Left For School Before Crawling Under Her Blanket And Putting Herself To Bed
2. He Only Gets Up On The Bed When My Fiancé Is Working. This Is How I Woke Up From A Nap
3. And This Is Why I Never Leap On To The Bed Without Checking First
4. My Cat Sitting Like A Person In Bed
5. I Left Home For The Military A Few Months Ago And My Dad Took A Pic Of My Dog Sleeping On My Bed
6. My Cat Is In Love With My Boyfriend. She Glares Every Time I Try To Sit Next To Him. He Didn’t Believe Me, So I Took A Picture
7. Trying To Enjoy My Coffee And Cuddles With Boyfriend, Dog Starts Nudging And Yipping Until I Move. Immediately Takes My Spot And Gives Me This Look
8. Forgot My Wife Was Away – Rolled Over In Bed To See This
9. Last Night, My Cat Merlin Was On My Husband’s Side Of He Bed. He Told Me To Take Care Of It, So I Did. Sweet Dreams Little Kitty
10. Had To Leave My Dog With My Parents While I Relocate Out Of State, My Mom Sent Me This. Later That Day I Got A Message Saying My Dad Overslept Because He Thought My Mom Was Still In Bed
11. Just Checked Into My Hotel Room And Found An Intruder On My Bed! Best Hotel Ever
12. When Your Human Works Nights But You Love Him So You Go Back To Bed Every Morning When He Gets Home
13. Sometimes You Can’t Go To Bed Because It’s Just All Cats
14. Found My 12yr Old Pup On My Bed. It’s Been A Couple Years Since She Was Able To Get Up There, No Idea How She Did It. With Her Favorite Toy Too! Don’t Have The Heart To Kick Her Off
15. My Dog Stole My Spot On The Bed Then Made This Face. Jerk
16. Came Back To Bed To Find This Girl Stole My Boyfriend
17. Every Night At Around 9 My Cat Tucks Himself In And Waits
18. Husband Wasn’t Out Of Bed For 30 Seconds When This Pup Stole His Spot And Promptly Started Snoring
19. Woke Up This Morning To This And I Have To Say, My Wife Looks A Lot Different Without Make Up
20. A Tucked In Kitty Stole My Spot In Bed
21. Went To Shower, Bed Was Made. Came Out To This
22. Should I Be Worried About This?
23. I Want To Go To Bed… But I Just Can’t Bring Myself To Move Them
24. Go To Bed To Find It Already Occupied. Who Is The Boss In This House? Not Me
25. Forgot To Turn The Heating On In The Morning, Came Home To This
26. Our Pets Arrange Themselves Around My Girlfriend And I Like This Almost Every Night
27. Left For Work, Forgot Phone. 10 Minutes Later, And This Bitch Is Already In Bed With My Boyfriend
28. Hmmpff… Typical! I Get The Tiny Spot On The Bed
29. How My Dog Looks At Me When He’s In Bed With My Wife. Same Look Every Time
30. Every Morning When I Get Up, My Dog Immediately Steals My Spot On The Bed Then Gives Me This Look When I Want To Move Him To Go Back To Bed
31. If I Don’t Make It To Bed On Time, I Don’t Get A Spot To Sleep
32. She Jumps Into My Bed And Goes Right For My Pillow Every Night. And It’s Adorable
33. Walked In On My Boyfriend In Bed With Some Girl
34. I Think My Dog Is Bigger Than My Boyfriend
35. The Look He Gives Me When He Takes My Spot In Bed
36. My Dog Takes My Girlfriend’s Spot When She Leaves For Work. This Is What I Woke Up To Today
37. I’m Snuggled In Too Deep To Be Removed From The Bed Now. You May Sleep On The Sofa Human
38. He Stole My Place In Bed And Looked As Though I Was Disturbing Him
39. “I Don’t Want A Big Dog!” “That Dog Is Not Coming In The House!” “That Dog Better Not Get In Our Bed!” – My Wife
40. Stole My Spot When I Took A Phone Call And Looks Real Smug About It
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome