It’s almost Mother’s Day which is why we wanted to take some time to celebrate the ones who put up with them: Dad’s. There is nothing better or more pure than Dad humor. Is it born, or did it just always exist deep down in men with high sperm count? Anyway, here are a bunch of Dad’s who definitely make jokes to the waitress when you all go out to eat
1. This dad who surprised his family with dinner
2. This dad who wants to go back in time and insist on using birth control
3. This dad who learned a low-involvement way to scare his son
4. This dad who witnessed the miracle of life
https://twitter.com/millie_kay/status/802584198645252096
5. This dad who is still trying to figure out his skincare routine
6. This dad with great taste in music
7. This dad, who is moments away from dropping this kid at a fire station
https://twitter.com/SparkyROAR/status/952303456148250624
8. This dad who is trying to ruin his children’s imagination
Told the kids there were fairies at the bottom of the garden & now they're not talking to me. pic.twitter.com/KGGGrntam7
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) October 13, 2016
9. This dad of the year
10. This dad who ate a bunch of dicks today
https://twitter.com/Jaberuski/status/869001880822829056