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It’s almost Mother’s Day which is why we wanted to take some time to celebrate the ones who put up with them: Dad’s. There is nothing better or more pure than Dad humor. Is it born, or did it just always exist deep down in men with high sperm count? Anyway, here are a bunch of Dad’s who definitely make jokes to the waitress when you all go out to eat
1. This dad who surprised his family with dinner
2. This dad who wants to go back in time and insist on using birth control
3. This dad who learned a low-involvement way to scare his son
4. This dad who witnessed the miracle of life
My dad is so weird😆😆 pic.twitter.com/CMOqZdR6AE
— millie (@millie_kay) November 26, 2016
5. This dad who is still trying to figure out his skincare routine
6. This dad with great taste in music
7. This dad, who is moments away from dropping this kid at a fire station
I walk out of Target to the scene of a child laying motionless on the ground. I asked what was wrong and the dad said
“He’s upset his gloves match his jacket.” pic.twitter.com/hYMJRbZxkf
— bear @ anime expo 2021 (@SparkyROAR) January 13, 2018
8. This dad who is trying to ruin his children’s imagination
Told the kids there were fairies at the bottom of the garden & now they're not talking to me. pic.twitter.com/KGGGrntam7
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) October 13, 2016
9. This dad of the year
10. This dad who ate a bunch of dicks today
My wife made 1 cookies in preparation for my son's 1st birthday party next month. I don't think they look like 1s. 😬 pic.twitter.com/RIO8idf29o
— JT (@Jaberuski) May 29, 2017
11. The dad who saved loads on a paternity test
12. This dad who already knows to hide his hair products
13. This dad who just found out about selfie sticks
14. The dad who took his daughters phone away… and then slipped this under her door.
15. This dad who has a sense of humor about medical bills
