“The Oldest Food People Found In Their Houses” — A Kinda Gross Twitter Thread (25 Pics)

I’ve been eating everything in my cupboards to avoid going to the store while wearing a mask. ISo far, I’ve found an unopened bottle of 4-year-old salad dressing, but I’ve only lived in my apartment for 7 months. This means I packed it in a box when I moved and put it in the cupboard. I was grossed out until I saw the oldest food people found in their houses in this Twitter thread.

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