Hannah
Life has been weird lately with Coronavirus, the murder hornets, and every grown adult playing animal crossing for hours on end. Luckily for us, these funny women are still writing awesome jokes for all of us to enjoy. Take some time and read these 23 tweets from funny women this week and be sure to head to twitter and follow some of these ladies for great content and occasionally some mediocre content.
DISCLAIMER: the headline “23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week” is a bit misleading. Truth be told, no one makes us piss our pants. We do it because we like it.
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When we’re “back to normal,” i want to open a bed and breakfast only for women suffering from burn out. I’m gonna call it Resting Bitch Place.
— Mary Annaïse Heglar (@MaryHeglar) May 9, 2020
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Today is 5/9, or as some guys call it 5/11
— defne gencler (@omgitsdef) May 9, 2020
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Me before this: I’m finally an adult
Me now: I love puzzles and chalk and beads and for my birthday I want a scooter
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) May 12, 2020
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Did you have a happy childhood or are you funny?
— Rachel Elizabeth (@feminist_th0t) May 14, 2020
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absolutely no one:
my dad doing virtual reality: pic.twitter.com/nkLmtEJlZj— ashley madison (@ashleycacioppo) May 16, 2020
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— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) May 15, 2020
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interested in physically fighting this mom you claim is the strongest woman you know
— gingerbread angel (@____andie) May 10, 2020
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https://twitter.com/chloellene/status/1261640571883585538
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Ripping off your mask when you get back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home
— Maggie Scott (@maggiescott231) May 10, 2020
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Me: fully knows that gf bread means gluten free bread
My smooth brain: girlfriend bread 🙂
— shev (@cardamummy) May 14, 2020
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When I said I wanted to be a Disney princess, I was thinking more the long hair/musical numbers and less the being stuck inside my parents' house/talking to animals.
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) May 11, 2020
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thinking about when my mom and I saw LOTR in theaters and at one point she turned to me and whispered "this could never happen"
— Pamela Ross (@PamNotAnderson) May 10, 2020
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One of my students really wrote a sentence that begins, "In the late 1900s.” I had to re-read it three times to realize what the heck was going on. My feelings are hurt.
— Sarah J. Jackson (@sjjphd) May 14, 2020
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i admire how when babies dont want to hold something anymore they just drop it
— secular angel (@mixedmediapaper) May 11, 2020
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Me letting my dad check my car to make sure the mechanic not trying to overcharge me for car issues. pic.twitter.com/k6H0c47cuI
— kydee ✨ (@peculiaraddison) May 14, 2020
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a message to my haters!!!!! pic.twitter.com/Qxz6xo1BM9
— holmes holmes (@_holmes_holmes) May 16, 2020