Wayne Gretzky once said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take,” but the problem is, none of us are that great. You tried, but failed, and that’s okay. You’ll get ’em next time!
1. Cat – 1 Human – 0
2. That pothole came out of nowhere.
3. If a tree falls on a car does it make a noise?
4. A quarantine birthday cake.
5. Extra frosting will fix this.
6. A screen as cracked as the skin on my hands.
7. I guess I wanted 3 bananas.
8. You’ve heard of pheasant under glass…
9. “Extra crust please”
10. Paved on a Friday.
11. One way to catch a virus while preventing another.
12. Well, it’s definitely special.
13. “No pepperoni but please drop it on the floor a few times.”
