It’s hard when you’ve been dating someone for a long time and you realize your journey must end. Well… sometimes. Some breakups are really easy when you decided you hated your precious three months ago. Now all you need to do is find the perfect time that’s not too close to a Christmas, their birthday, or Valentine’s Day to express that you hate the way they walk now and run for the hills.
Twitter user @alexarrelia made this really great thread of Lord of the Rings Characters as toxic exes. I know most of my exes are similar to Elrond but I’m sure if I put some work into it I can get an Eomer soon. Wish me luck.