23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week
Everyone is so bored in quarantine, the only thing to do is scroll on social media or cut your own hair. I definitely advise against the second one, but thankfully these hilarious ladies are using their cabin fever to keep pumping out funny tweets for us.
So as promised, here are some tweets from women we scrolled past and wished we had thought of ourselves.
DISCLAIMER: the headline “23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week” is a bit misleading. Truth be told, no one makes us piss our pants. We do it because we like it.
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https://twitter.com/karencheee/status/1263077562051366919
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Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) May 16, 2020
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https://twitter.com/ziwe/status/1262756015943987201
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Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) May 16, 2020
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My plans 2020 pic.twitter.com/BTADG7efam
— em (@girlfr0g) May 23, 2020
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https://twitter.com/ambernoelle/status/1262591759437254657
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https://twitter.com/xoxo_riya/status/1262555393512869888
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Me: I hate drama.
Also me: Reads all 258 comments on a heated Facebook post thread that is 100 percent not my business.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 18, 2020
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man I miss precedented times
— julia reinstein 🚡 (@juliareinstein) May 18, 2020
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https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1262864235341549570
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me desperately clicking “leave meeting” so I’m not the last one left with the host
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 20, 2020
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https://twitter.com/ethiopienne/status/1263083500976115713
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https://twitter.com/behindyourback/status/1263465706454212608
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I WISH I KNEW WHAT KIND OF MUSIC MY DOG LIKES
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) May 16, 2020
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ME: Why can't I sleep?
BRAIN: The team put together a PowerPoint of every worst case scenario that could go even more wrong. Dave, can you dim the lights? We'll get started.— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) May 17, 2020
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https://twitter.com/mindykaling/status/1263573696020529152
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i miss that awkward 30 seconds after leaving the movie theater with someone else where both of u have to announce whether u liked the movie or not but nobody wants to give their opinion first in case they’re wrong
— helen (@helen) May 20, 2020
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https://twitter.com/fathercookie/status/1263042672455028736
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https://twitter.com/astonoha/status/1263299204010479617