I don’t actually think I’ve ever seen a fox in real life. They seem so magical, like a unicorn or a guy with a goatee who isn’t an asshole. You just don’t run into them. Well, I don’t anyway.
After searching online, apparently these adorable little catdogs are quite curious, and even come right up to people all the time. Why the hell am I so foxless? Am I unfoxable? Ugh, guess I’ll settle cute fox pics and gifs, again.