Hannah
Why is it so comforting realizing something you do is actually universal? It turns out I’m not the only one who traced the buttons on my remote in a specific way or panics when someone asks what my favorite song is. Here are some really good weird things everyone does we found this week
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Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life
— sweet dee (@deelalz) April 3, 2019
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U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) December 26, 2019
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i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
— Sarcasm (@Heissarcastic) May 15, 2015
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https://twitter.com/gabbylizzul/status/1023589910005989381
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https://twitter.com/kourtney152253/status/1250112517759733763
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https://twitter.com/tomsimmo/status/1252672242489712641
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https://twitter.com/KassKassy2/status/944316875529424898
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Movie theater: Please silence your phones.
Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*
— call me by your tennis potential (@urpastaboi) May 22, 2018
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Do y’all blow on food when it’s hot or do you hashafashasha til you can chew it?
— Russell (@RallycrossRS) October 16, 2019
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https://twitter.com/MythManny/status/853497121894432768
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I just need 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the mornings and then I'm recharged and ready to tackle the day
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) April 14, 2020
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