23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week
Everyone needs a good laugh right now. Things are pretty serious on Twitter right now, and for good reason, so I went ahead and found some older funny tweets from women to share. Don’t forget to follow some of these amazing ladies!
DISCLAIMER: the headline “23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week” is a bit misleading. Truth be told, no one makes us pee our pants. We do it because we like it.
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https://twitter.com/KarenKilgariff/status/1241403160704385026
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4 million Americans are gonna die and trumps gonna brag he created 4 million jobs
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) March 22, 2020
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The best slide from Cuomo's press conference today. Possibly the best slide ever. pic.twitter.com/WjOdXQJlfn
— Amanda (@Manda_like_wine) March 22, 2020
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sucks that the machine I use to write also has a function where you can shop for a new duvet cover for 3 hours
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) December 29, 2019
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The suburbs are powerful. No matter how strong you think you are, by day two you’re eating dinner at 4 and asking what the weather’s looking like tomorrow
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) December 30, 2019
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https://twitter.com/RachelWenitsky/status/1213443343994277888
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The accuracy🤣 pic.twitter.com/3CQBt9cLYx
— 𝓜𝓲𝓪👱🏽♀️💎™️ (@lavish_lashelle) December 27, 2019
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https://twitter.com/mommajessiec/status/1212808868256010254
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if i EVER find out a magic school bus is inside me exploring i will be livid
— unsportsmanlike conduct (@poniesandsodies) December 4, 2019
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the last time i went to urgent care i checked off “excessive crying” on the symptom list and the nurse got really confused and told me that was meant for babies
— rachel yara (@bugposting) September 18, 2019
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https://twitter.com/eboybitch/status/1173631063328837632
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https://twitter.com/annetdonahue/status/1160975520340807680
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Being a baby must be traumatizing at times… Imagine going to sleep in your house and you wake up in Shoprite
😔😂😂— Lee Mchoney 💋💕 (@leemchoneyZim) August 15, 2019
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https://twitter.com/rubysoleiI/status/1156276243949449216
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https://twitter.com/britrbennett/status/1155502002551398401
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Giants Strippers
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Grinding men’s bones to make their bread— cas says free palestine (@CrappyFumes) August 1, 2019
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Somehow all of the neighborhood cats managed to get into our trampoline… pic.twitter.com/rRAjgCuuAr
— Bailey (@baileyhall2424) July 6, 2019
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guys be like “I’m so much smarter than you because I’m talking in a calm, monotoned demeanor and I rarely show emotion, I win”
— leighsandra (@fkalisy) July 9, 2019
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I think penguins are spot on. I have no notes for penguins. Flawless. Effortless. Design. Story. Humor. Forward motion. Cohesiveness. A triumph of bird.
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) July 8, 2019
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https://twitter.com/towotz/status/1256520664619446274