I don’t like birds. To me they are skyarrhea, but ducks get a pass. Out of all the birds they seem to be the coolest. Which is weird because geese are close to ducks but all geese are assholes. Ducks are cool because they seem pretty chill with everyone. However, not these guys that look like ducks in wigs. They look like they think they’re better than us. They are not. Enjoy these funny looking crested ducks.