23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week
The world feels like it’s one foot out the door with half of businesses open. Some people are still stuck in Zoom meeting hell and other people are back at the bars again. It’s making for a weird mix of jokes on Twitter but these people are still totally pulling it off. Here are some tweets from women this week that might make you laugh… or maybe just do that sharp-exhale-through-your-nose thing.
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Just realized there has never been an easier time for teenagers to buy beer with a fake ID. “Oh that doesn’t look like me? Really? You can tell just from the eyes? No I will NOT take my mask off.”
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) June 18, 2020
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At this point, I've basically got a Zoom prop bag sitting next to my laptop. It's got a bra, hoodie, lip stick, head scarf, brow definer, hoops, etc. depending on "who all gone be on there."
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) June 16, 2020
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https://twitter.com/iSmashFizzle/status/1272705495229501442
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https://twitter.com/Scaachi/status/1272589483666477058
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technically a pool noodle is a bucatini
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) June 15, 2020
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being attracted to men is so embarrassing but someone’s gotta do it
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) June 17, 2020
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https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/1272310312973320192
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https://twitter.com/Luvvie/status/1273369641012858885
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https://twitter.com/karencheee/status/1272641264538791939
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https://twitter.com/ayoedebiri/status/1271853552877494272
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I will either respond to your email immediately or three years from now
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 16, 2020
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honestly worst purchase of 2020 was a 2020 planner
— ass crack bandit (@ass_crackbandit) June 15, 2020
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https://twitter.com/MorganJerkins/status/1273061547129044992
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https://twitter.com/spinubzilla/status/1272758421167706114
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Marriage during a pandemic is just taking turns muting and yelling "I'M ON A ZOOM" throughout a day.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) June 16, 2020
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https://twitter.com/ziwe/status/1272903008934866945
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https://twitter.com/annetdonahue/status/1272533792155205632
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https://twitter.com/Eden_Eats/status/1273505946233303042
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https://twitter.com/camillard/status/1272944858030727169