Jason Mustian
From $2 wine to $2 wine, there are many reasons Trader Joe’s has a cult-like following, but I like to think their suspiciously friendly, bell-ringing, Jimmy Buffet-looking employees are a big draw.
Unfortunately, earlier this week, at a Los Angeles area Trader Joe’s, a total Karen decided to make life difficult for these flower-print clad heroes by throwing an absolute fit over having to wear a mask.
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1276882898730323968
And here’s the thing: whether you “agree” with wearing a mask or not, being a petulant a-hole to someone who’s just trying to do their job is beyond childish.
Thus, we thought we’d make a little list of all the funny tweets about TJ’s employees, as our heartfelt apology on behalf of a-holes who are incapable of apologizing themselves. Keep up the good work!
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name one mental health professional that could teach me as much about emotional intimacy as a Trader Joe’s cashier
— rachel yara (@bugposting) February 19, 2019
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Trader Joe's Cashier:https://t.co/CglQ46Ulq9— ˗ˏˋ 𝑤𝑟𝑒𝑛 ˊˎ˗ (@wrenneedsrest) March 11, 2019
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https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/728643665535614978
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The cashier at trader joes was so nice to me that when I walked out of the store I thought "should I go back in"
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) April 30, 2016
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when the Trader Joe's cashier flirts with another customer I get jealous and buy a second frozen pizza so he thinks I'm having fun tonight
— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) August 18, 2016
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I told my therapist, "I just want to be as happy as a Trader Joe's cashier."
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 1, 2019
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https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/871252928530595840
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Trader Joe’s employee discovering you don’t have your own bags pic.twitter.com/bVxNqruwSD
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) February 28, 2019
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I’ve never met a Trader Joe’s cashier who I didn’t want to officiate my wedding
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) April 27, 2019
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Trader Joe's employees are legally required to scan one item in your cart and say "ooh these are dangerous"
— marc (@msnetiker) July 29, 2019
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I had a dream last night that I was flirting with a really hot Trader Joe's cashier and he wrote his number on my tofu
— Sabrina (@sabrinaxo_love) October 4, 2015