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You Can Now Buy Arms For Your Chicken (9 Pics)

It always shocks me, the number of people who keep chickens in a non-farm setting. Like, no judgment or anything, I’m just shocked at how many people do it.

If you’re one of those people though, I’ve got some, well not “good” news per se, but definitely news: You can buy your chicken some sick arms on Etsy now.

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Here’s a video:

Also related but unrelated, if you haven’t seen this video making the rounds this week, and can stomach watching a hungry dog try to get himself some dinner, here:

God bless us all.

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