“You climb like old people f***, Private Pile.” – Full Metal Jacket (1987)
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Some honorable mentions:
cdn_bacon knows where and where not to store your glasses
your_username’s kids must be stopped at any cost
RubbaDuck roasts a roasting Ninja Turtle
varices reminds us of what was once the greatest threat to birds