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Animals

The Cold-Blooded Devil Cave Goat –– A Tumblr Thread

Leave it to Tumblr to teach me what a cold-blooded cave goat is. There’s something for everyone on Tumblr but the more random, the better. I’m not an outdoorsy guy but I have pulled over and stared at a deer until it walked away but that’s about as far as I go. This thing creeps me out.

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.