People Who Fell Into Money (21 Stories)

I’ve never known anyone who fell into money. I’ve fantasized about it. Hitting the lottery. Some distant relative I don’t know dies and leaves me millions. Getting run over by a mail truck. Then it’s easy street for the rest of my years. Maybe one day.

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome