Modern problems require modern solutions. It’s 2020. Why are we still trying to control the rat population with traps and poison? Elon Musk needs to create an army of robo-cats to wipe them out. We need to get with the times.
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome
