I’m one of those annoying people that will see funny sleeping dogs and I have to wake them up by cuddling next to them. I can’t help myself. Luckily they usually don’t seem to mind. I should’ve been a dog.
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome