People Are Sharing Non-Sexual Things That Feel “Very Sexual”

Nothing will create a more uncomfortable energy than a non-sexual turn on. Both of you know this shouldn’t be weird but it just is. You’re lying if you say that getting your hair washed during a haircut by someone else doesn’t make you tip a little extra. The find users of Reddit were asked this very thing recently:

What non-sexual thing feels very sexual?

1.

When you’re sitting next to someone and your shoulders/thighs touch.

u/casuallysentient

2.

Being on a plane with someone roughly the same age as you. Sexual tension to the MAX.

u/issycreighton

3.

Physical therapy for a busted leg felt weird at times.

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4.

Having someone else play with your hair.

u/regina-consuella

5.

If you’re on a pc/laptop, somebody leaning over your shoulder to look at the screen with you. The close proximity of your faces can feel awkwardly sexual.

u/chestyCough94

6.

Someone writing on your arm.

u/tumchie

7.

When someone is putting the car in reverse and they put their hand on the back of your seat.

u/oliviacrane3

8.

Having your hair washed.

u/Nwsamurai

9.

There’s a certain chain of shoe store I refuse to buy from for this reason. You go in to buy sneakers and you can’t just grab some off the shelf and start trying them on. They make you sit while one of their all-female staff sits on the floor, at your feet, measures you, and slips each sneaker on and off your foot for you. Creeps me the fuck out.

u/something_crass

10.

Unwrapping a cupcake. It’s like taking off the pastry’s pants.

u/Andunedil

11.

A really good stretch.

u/elective_annesia

12.

Certain phrases are very sexually charged, “make me” or “what are you gonna do about it

u/lilikalikimaka

13.

Hugging from behind.

u/CeleryOutrageous8763

14.

When something funny happens in a crowd and you make eye contact with a stranger and do that smirk thing. Might as well start taking your pants off when that happens.

u/kylorenlightsaber

15.

Whispering in general makes me uncomfortable sometimes.

u/TheOperaLovingGreek

16.

Touching someone’s hand by accident in public.

u/limesnewroman

17.

Having your back scratched.

u/JoMusic91

18.

The guys strapping you in on a roller coaster. Are we gonna kiss? Why are you giving me that eye contact?

u/Baabaabagels

19.

For me it’s whenever someone touches my neck in any way, I don’t know why but it’s just so sensitive. When my girlfriend touches it when we kiss it’s like I could just have her do that all day.

see_me_pee

20.

Peeing after you’ve been holding it in for a while.

u/-eDgAR-

21.

A hot shower when you’re covered in grime and sweat.

u/agreeingstorm9

22.

Someone other than you removing your glasses from your face.

u/patrickverbatum

Nate

Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.