Maybe some of you live in places where you can go get a haircut. Not me. I shaved my head, and that was only after I tried to give myself a fade and ended up buzzing part of my beard off so now I have a mustache and a bald head which makes me look like a B movie villain.
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome
