Microwave Fails For 30 Seconds On High (35 Pics)

If you thought you were bad at cooking, this list of microwave fails will make you feel much better. I like to imagine Gordon Ramsay insulting these people. If you screw up a food that has the name of the food on the button, you shouldn’t be allowed near a kitchen.

1. “He Forgot To Put Water In His Cup O Noodles”

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3. “A Friend’s Client Paid Him In Cash. He Put The Cash In The Microwave To Kill Traces Of Coronavirus”

4. “So Heard It Was Fine Putting Your Phone In The Microwave To Charge It. My Charger Broke Yesterday, My Battery Was Pretty Low So Thought I’d Give It A Go… This Happened”

5. “This Is What Happens When You Microwave Mcdonalds Fries For 30 Minutes (Instead Of 30 Seconds)”

6. “When I Was 3-Years-Old I Decided To Put My Dad’s Brand New Cellphone In The Microwave”

7. “My Daughter Took It Upon Herself To Microwave Some Syrup For Her Waffles… For 5 Minutes”

8. “I Have No Idea How This Happened. Cup Took Considerable Force To Get Back Down”

9. “$5000 Canadian After Someone Using The Microwave To Disinfect It”

10. “My Friend’s Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster”

11. “A Guest Put It In The Hotel Microwave To Give It “A Quick Charge.” Fire Alarm Followed”

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13. “Wife: “Are You Sure That Jalapeno Dip Container Is Microwaveable?” Me, An Intellectual: “Of Course It Is.” Jalapeno Dip Container:”

14. “This Is What Happens When You Tell Your Kid To Make His Own Snack. So He Microwaves An Egg For 11 Minutes”

15. “I Tried To Microwave A Sandwich And There Is A Big Difference Between 4 And 5 Minutes”

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17. “Left My Fork In The Microwave Today”

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19. “Life Pro Tip: Even If Your Boiled Egg Is A Bit Underdone, Don’t Put It In The Microwave”

20. “Just Going To Heat Up Some Coffee In The Microwave. Tried To Grab It. Tried To Pour It. What The. Well Damn”

21. “My Mom Set The Microwave For 75 Mins And Not 75 Secs”

22. “If You Were Wondering What Happens When You Put Foil In The Microwave”

23. “Brownie Out Of A Cup – Level: Hiroshima”

24. “My Friend’s Kids Decided To Microwave Crayola Markers”

25. “My High Brain Learned That Bowls Get Hot In The Microwave”

26. “Forgot To Add Water To My Microwave Mac N Cheese”

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28. “Last Night’s Dinner Started Out With A Bang, But I Cleaned It Up Bought Another Squash And Tried Again”

29. “My Little Sister Accidentally Microwaved A Bagel For Ten Minutes”

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31. “So, Apparently You Shouldn’t Microwave Spaghetti Squash”

32. “I Made A Mug-Cake. I’m 27”

33. “Chocolate, Metal Top, Microwave”

34. “Making Soup In The Microwave”

35. “Cooking Fail. Thought I Hit Microwave. Hit Oven Instead”

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Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.