25 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week
Hi, I’m Dan. Mike is out this week. He said he needed time to “find himself.” I’m guessing he’s on a beach somewhere looking at these exact tweets. Enjoy them. It’s what Mike would have wanted.
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https://twitter.com/fred035schultz/status/1308473177534853127
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Restaurants should put microphones under the tables and put out the bad dates as podcasts.
— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) September 16, 2020
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y’all claim white people can’t dance. well then EXPLAIN THIS https://t.co/otq5SR1AeN
— Andre Apathy (@AntFromCA) September 24, 2020
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Whenever someone asks you what the word 'subtle' means just point to the 'b' in that word.
— mark normand (@marknorm) September 22, 2020
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