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25 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week

Hi, I’m Dan. Mike is out this week. He said he needed time to “find himself.” I’m guessing he’s on a beach somewhere looking at these exact tweets. Enjoy them. It’s what Mike would have wanted.

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https://twitter.com/fred035schultz/status/1308473177534853127

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